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STUD MUFFIN
STUD MUFFIN
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$15.00 CAD
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SUDZY presents: STUD MUFFIN
For the gelding who lost his manhood but kept the attitude.
Meet STUD MUFFIN — the candle inspired by every barn’s resident “I’m basically a stallion” gelding who struts around like the vet didn’t snip the attitude out years ago. He’s 100% drama, 0% testosterone, and still convinced every mare is lining up for him. (They’re not — but we admire the confidence.)
Smells like:
A honeysuckle-tropical fantasy mixed with delusion, swagger, and the unmistakable aroma of a gelding who genuinely believes he pays premium board and should be treated accordingly.
Perfect for:
- Anyone who has a gelding with main-character syndrome.
- Owners of horses who squeal, snort, and parade around like they’re auditioning for The Bachelor: Equine Edition but will absolutely spook at a leaf.
- Filling your house with the chaotic, barn-aisle menace of a horse who is 0% testosterone, 200% main-character energy, and 500% convinced he invented romance.
Light STUD MUFFIN and unleash the scent of a gelding who’s still 10/10 confident, 12/10 dramatic, and 0/10 aware of reality.
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